Machete: Splater, bad taste, naive, extreme and utterly insulting for the spectator.
My rating: 01/10
PS. Was intended to be a parody of the “revenge-like” type of films? If this was its intention, it might take a 02/10.
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Sartana: We didn’t cross the border. The border crossed us.
Sartana: I thought Machete don’t text.
Machete: Machete improvise.
Padre Benito del Toro: [from trailer]
[Inside the church]
Padre Benito del Toro: It’s not safe for you to be here.
Machete: I’m not looking for “safe”.
Padre Benito del Toro: No, I mean it’s not safe for me for you to be here!
Booth: Machete sent me a text.
Osiris Ampanpour: What did it say?
Booth: “You just fucked with the wrong Mexican.”
Torrez: You’re Machete’s girl. I know, cause you’re his type.
Sartana: What type is that?
Torrez: Dead.
Dear Machette fan,
There were indeed four jockes during that film and you “recorded” them all :). It is nice to know we all have a place in this world, despite our difference of opinion: even the ones who created this film :))))