Machete (2010)

Machete: Splater, bad taste, naive, extreme and utterly insulting for the spectator.

My rating: 01/10

PS. Was intended to be a parody of the “revenge-like” type of films? If this was its intention, it might take a 02/10.

5 Comments

  1. Sartana: We didn’t cross the border. The border crossed us.

    Sartana: I thought Machete don’t text.
    Machete: Machete improvise.

  2. Padre Benito del Toro: [from trailer]
    [Inside the church]
    Padre Benito del Toro: It’s not safe for you to be here.
    Machete: I’m not looking for “safe”.
    Padre Benito del Toro: No, I mean it’s not safe for me for you to be here!

  3. Booth: Machete sent me a text.
    Osiris Ampanpour: What did it say?
    Booth: “You just fucked with the wrong Mexican.”

  4. Torrez: You’re Machete’s girl. I know, cause you’re his type.
    Sartana: What type is that?
    Torrez: Dead.

    • Dear Machette fan,
      There were indeed four jockes during that film and you “recorded” them all :). It is nice to know we all have a place in this world, despite our difference of opinion: even the ones who created this film :))))


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